What's the good of repeating, If I had said this, if I had done that ?

We collude, and actually if you if someone had designed a test for me when I was doing my biology exams, to really understand, to see whether I'd understood more than just kind of putting starch and iodine together and seeing it go blue, and really understood that plants took their mass out of the air, then I might have done better at science.

If only you could've recognized what was always yours.

Yes. I shall not ask yet whether you are.

If you loved her...

If you're through, Colonel.

I'm sorry if I crossed you up.

And if you're taking differential equations, it might be on an exam.

Look, you did something to Dr. Chumley, and I'm gonna find out what it is.

If I had known then what I know now, story sure would've had a different ending.

If you'd been on the job, I would have caught him!

You'd have been a dope if you hadn't been scared.

What is it you wish to know, whether I was wounded in a train explosion on the way to Bucharest?

But the ambassador has arrived, if you know what I mean.

If I might explain, your ladyship.

If we knew who he was,

I don't know if you've noticed, but they're doing just fine on their own.

'If that's all you know about it, you may stand down,' continued the King.

You mean, for example, to find if you really got rid of David?

If you had based your prediction, your forecast on 1900 to 1929 you'd have predicted something like this.

I want to know how you're special.

If only you could've shared those moments.

Well, I want a rain check.

I wouldn't underestimate him if I were you.

That what you mean?

Well, it don't matter. If I'm touched, I'm touched and that's all there is to it.

If you're not aware you do not even know whether you're alive or dead, or whether you exist or not.

I got asked quite a lot of times if I was lost in my own town.

If you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?

Your life would be better if you could work a little less, if you didn't have to work so hard, if you could get home a little earlier, if you could retire a little faster, if you could punch out a little sooner it's all in there, over and over, again and again.

Good! But only if I may bring Jeeves!

You invited me here to insult my wife.

Had you been there, it would have made my welcome complete.

Your Majesty will pardon me if I seem shocked...

If you'd answered the bell, it wouldn't have happened.

She asked me if I was all right.

I know if you're good to give a loan to.

Not if you do what you're told.

I'm thinking that if you re thinking

Very well, sir.

And I'm just curious whether you sometimes lie awake in the night worrying that you've opened Pandora's box.

Someone asked me whether I stuck it in in order to deflect ire from discussions of gender and Nazism and race and so on.

I think if I've learned anything, it's this that no one else is the authority on your potential.

What makes you noble is if you understand reality, you know, if you're a good person.

Then, if I might make the suggestion, sir, you might lend Mr. Bickersteth