It doesn't matter whether you're a yeast it doesn't matter whether you're a mouse doesn't matter whether you're a fly we all have DNA.

If I were rich, I would buy it.

Perhaps you would have preferred a French dish.

If only I knew!

If I were rich, I'd give you money.

If I were rich, I'd give you money.

If I were rich, I'd give you money.

If I were you, I'd follow his advice.

If only I'd been a little taller!

If I were healthy, I would be happy.

I wish you'd told me before.

If I were to tell you the truth, you would be surprised.

I wouldn't do it if I were you.

Were it not for your help, I could never succeed.

And, even if I were a US citizen, it is possible that a lot of information about me would have been swept up anyway, though it may not have been the direct target of the surveillance operation.

What if they're thinking about something important?

If you were in my place, what would you do?

What would you say if you were in my place?

What would you do if you were ten years younger?

They weren't mistakes I saw everything that I would have changed and I was embarrassed by it.

Even if you have no religious belief, there are times when you wonder that there's something else.

So if I were emperor of the Internet, I guess I'd still be mortal, huh?

I wish that I could do more to help.

Ah! If I were rich, I'd buy myself a house in Spain.

When disturbed by a question, she usually replies, Would you have asked the same question to a man?

You do not know me or my Father. If you knew me, you would know my Father also.

If you had beat Qatar I'd be rooting for you guys all the way. ....I so much want that country to succeed...in every aspect.

I was just as shocked as everybody else, and I was so discouraged, but I knew that if I could find the right pair of feet

Had I been in the Ministry of Health in Kenya, I may have joined these two points.

I guess maybe if you're colorblind I don't think you can see that.

It may not seem that, but if you were a microwave, this is how you would view it.

I should have cried then, but maybe today I am more resilient.

That was fortunate for me, because in most press photos I appear too, although often between Sophia's legs.

I know how I would vote.

And I sat, and I was like, Man, I would buy that, eh?

If I had a few days, I'd work everything out.

I would hope that someone cared enough to come back and give to her.

What if I'd had a gun under my jacket? My hand would have gone right toward it.

Therefore Martha said to Jesus, Lord, if you would have been here, my brother wouldn't have died.

Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.

They, too, want moderation and modernity, if perhaps not full secularization, to prevail.

If I were a Democrat, I would leave Palin to the mercies of the investigating bloggers.

I would love to pin the blame for all this on Bush and his team.

And actually, he was. I think he's dead, though I don't know, maybe he's not dead.

If I am wrong, I hope this commentary will help to afflict him into righteousness!