I'll now watch the news on TV.

I am watching television.

I was watching TV then.

I don't watch TV very much.

I sometimes watch TV.

Has anybody here seen that film? Yeah.

So, one time, I was at home watching television on the couch while my wife was putting our child to bed, and I was watching a television show.

I really want to see this movie with her.

It is my first time seeing such large artillery.

When I see these animations, oh Jesus, I'm blown away.

He is talking about war.

I was watching the news. I'm like, Am I involved in this crap?

From high above the city, I looked out at these people dancing through the streets.

I happened to watch the debate while surrounded by other American teenagers.

A woman told me, When I see a Nollywood film, I can relax, I really I can breathe better.

Sometimes, when there is electricity, I watch television and see how people live in other places.

So, I turned on the TV, and I don't watch TV very much, but you know this person? This is Paris Hilton, apparently.

And the strange thing is, when I watch the film I have the eerie sensation of seeing it I saw myself literally disappear.

LONDON I spent the New Year in Sydney, watching the fireworks above the iconic bridge welcome in 2009.

And really, I feel as though, when I see the film I have a gesture she does, like this I feel like I am a continuation of her gesture.

Now, I don't watch Sesame Street, but she made a point of saying, Why Kermit? She said, Kermit the Frog means nothing to me.

While going through newspapers last week, I saw a lot of pictures for the Education Day celebrations.

I live in Beijing. Every day, I just watch the American Embassy's data to decide whether I should open my window.

I remember walking around on my first day in Guadalajara, watching the people going to work, rolling up tortillas in the marketplace, smoking, laughing.

Taking it home, opening it when there is no one else at home, excited to play it in the home theatre and see what it s like after so much great review about the movie graphics and direction, he writes. He discovers that the DVD is for sale in India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh only.

How many more Europeans today believe that psychopath in their hearts? Just hang out around any YouTube video that remotely deals with Islam and see what kind of comments Muslims get.

In a city like Chennai, where the climate is hot nearly 10 months of the year, I see men urinating on the roadside all the time.

As I watched, a European next to me explained that such dancing is accepted, so long as the contact between the men is left undefined.

It s in my hand on this occasion as I look out over the Bosphorus on a glittering March morning.

Ulaaa_ Not moving from the sofa or television today, watching my beautiful amazing people in Iraq protest for their rights! Basra Baghdad Feb25

But, you know, as I looked at this more and more and more, and saw these images go across the rocks, I realized I was seeing the same archetypal events depicted again and again and again.

I think of heaven as a really comfortable cloud where I can just lie down with my belly down, like I was watching TV when I was a child, and my elbows up.

I, like most of you, was sitting down, the day after Christmas in 2004, when I was watching the devastating news of the Asian tsunami as it rolled in, playing out on TV.

And I'm watching a guy who's lived his life he's now in his mid 80s and he's dying with peace. You know, the test of your worldview is not how you act in the good times.

I have never witnessed such organisation and congestion on Bahrain's roads, or damage to people's interests, like I have witnessed today in Hidd, Arad and Muharraq

When I realized that climate change was real, and it was not based on computer models, I decided that one day I would do a project looking at trying to manifest climate change photographically.

I decided to witness a girl undergoing the practice, and perhaps see her cry and bleed. If possible, I would talk to her later in order to gain a clearer picture of her experience.

I guess the story actually has to start maybe back in the the 1960s, when I was seven or eight years old, watching Jacques Cousteau documentaries on the living room floor with my mask and flippers on.

And I was watching this crowd of monks and nuns, many of which I had just interviewed, and heard their stories, and I watched their faces, and they gave us a little FM radio, and we could listen to the translation of his teachings.

I'm going to fail, I'm going to fail.

And I was there looking at the larger scale of buildings and finding that the buildings that were around me and that were being designed and that were there in the publications I was seeing felt soulless and cold.

And I looked down at my body and I thought, Whoa, I'm a weird looking thing. And it was as though my consciousness had shifted away from my normal perception of reality, where I'm the person on the machine having the experience, to some esoteric space where I'm witnessing myself having this experience.

And I was watching Jane Goodall yesterday, and I thought it was really great, and I was watching those incredible slides of the chimpanzees, and I thought, Wow. What if a chimpanzee could talk, you know? What would it say?

And here I'm expecting at any moment, OK, they're going to turn the page, and I'm going to see the cars, I'm going to see the sketches, I'm going to see maybe some idea of where it's going.

I'm now going to show you a short film, I'll step to the side.