Outside, you bugger . I answer in my exhausted teenager s voice Sir, my father must be worried sick .

And that's a really useful thing to describe in a scientific paper, but on the question of your own personal risk of getting breast cancer if you drink red wine, it tells you absolutely bugger all.

Unfortunately, the science is probably closer to being climatology in that in many cases, very, very small changes can have disproportionately huge effects, and equally, vast areas of activity, enormous mergers, can actually accomplish absolutely bugger all.

So unless you happened to be a shareholder of one or the other organizations or one of the dealmakers or lawyers involved in the no doubt lucrative activity, you're actually engaging in a huge piece of activity that meant absolutely bugger all to anybody, okay?