Please be serious.

Joseph Kony head of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA).

But basically I love being a woman.

Views on Kony 2012 from Africa

I had already resigned myself to the fact that I was a girl.

13th Man After seven years now of being in a wheelchair, I've done more in life being in a chair than out of a chair.

And I said, Well I've been a woman for 60 years, but I've only been Secretary of State for a few minutes.

and will I really say something intelligent?

So we are a chemical scum that is different. This chemical scum has universality.

And I love, hear me, I love, love, love being a girl.

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Citizens in many African nations took issue with the Kony campaign.

Despite several peace proposals, Kony and his gang have not responded.

I said that.

No. She gave me a long written exam.

I said 28.

94, No.

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When I made it, I was in the mindset of being real, melodic, laid back, and sexy.

And I said to my husband, I said, Ben, can I buy a banjo? And he's like, No.

I said, What do you mean?

I said, We're all going to die.

What did you say to Paula?

Why did you say that?

I said something.

What did you tell your friend?

Since you say so.

If I told you earthly things and you don't believe, how will you believe if I tell you heavenly things?

If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?

They just, they insist that because I was a magician, put a nice, black tablecloth on.

Stereotypes are changing. I mean, again, having gone to the U.S.

And they will only know if Kony's name is everywhere.

Joseph Kony has been doing this for a very, very, very long time.

Being a refugee or a war victim doesn't mean I have to shut up when I am treated badly.

And I said, that I got to write it.

Whatever you say will set her off crying.

I told him to come.

I said I'm sorry.

Forget I said that.

Stop right there, I said.

I said I spoke a little bit.

Remember I said feeling, model, reality I said reality doesn't change. It actually does.

But having been born in Essex, at the age of 16, I joined an organization.

And you might find it interesting that I became a garbage man, because I absolutely hate waste.

Being here has certainly made me even more aware of the reason for the season, as has become the cliche.