That, of course, is the Slavic swamp mermaid.

Oh look! Mermaid come out of swamp. Oh boy!

He says, You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz.

Now I think the whole concept of a mermaid doesn't really blend into the swamp feel.

Listen, I'm going back to the swamp mermaid. Can you call me in a little while?

So that means that all 1.3 billion Chinese have grown up with The Emperor's New Clothes, The Matchstick Girl and The Little Mermaid.

Right? We've created a professional class of photographers whose goal is to go out and photograph the Mermaid Parade, or whatever else they're sent out to photograph.

You've got to remember that in this time of year, 1993, what was considered a successful animated picture was The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King.

So, in New York City, on the first Saturday of every summer, Coney Island, our local, charmingly run down amusement park, hosts the Mermaid Parade. It's an amateur parade people come from all over the city people get all dressed up.

So, I was able to go in and draw down photos that had been tagged Mermaid Parade. There were 3,100 photos taken by 118 photographers, all aggregated and then put under this nice, neat name, shown in reverse chronological order.

So, I'm going to start by trying to answer a question that I know each of you will have asked yourself at some point or other, and which the Internet is purpose built to answer, which is, where can I get a picture of a roller skating mermaid?