This is a joke.

This is a pun.

That was a joke, actually, and I OK.

So it s a joke against myself.

One person making a joke of the rhino s escape, tweeted

Another joke on old white males. Ha ha. The wit.

I tried out a joke on my colleagues this morning when representatives were in the Fifth Committee.

If Romney gets angry, or makes a bad joke, his chances could be blown.

Jordanian Hareega shares a joke about lawyers and doctors here.

When the roofs were covered, a woman said as a joke, Now God can see me.

A few years later I heard a joke about the greatest violinist, Jascha Heifetz.

I'd like to tell all of you a little joke. Not just the good stuff, though.

(An old joke suggests that the Indian economy grows at night, when the government is asleep.)

We have a joke. This is an epidemic curve, and everyone in medicine, I think, ultimately gets to know what it is.

My blog included a joke which provides insight into how xenophobia fits into the ancient and complex Russian culture

And one of our most popular managers jokes that, this is what he says, Google is a place where the inmates run the asylum.

It literally when people say about the shock of recognition, it's literally re cognition, rewiring how you think I had a joke to go with this and I forgot it.

Incredible) and according to him, he did not realize the joke until the movie was too far into production to have it changed.

You can almost joke everything about these princelings, everything! It's almost like you're living in the United States.

According to her account, a woman can be killed for laughing at a joke in the street, wearing makeup or a short skirt or being raped by a brother.

It seems these people are obsessed with order, to the extent that a joke says that the British, when they find two people one behind another, think there is a queue and start to stand behind these two.

In fact, a contemporary Chinese joke is very indicative of how the country perceives its role in today s world. In 1949, communism saved China in 1979 capitalism saved China and in 2009, China saved capitalism.

In another joke making the rounds in Moscow, a billionaire borrows 300 rubles (just over 10) from another to buy Forbes to check his place in the latest rankings of Russia s richest people.

There was a joke, originally, about my graph that I left out, which is you see all this math? I'm just happy I was able to add it up to 100, because that's my skill set.

I like to say chop suey's the biggest culinary joke that one culture has ever played on another, because chop suey, if you translate into Chinese, means tsap sui, which, if you translate back, means odds and ends.

In fact, a contemporary Chinese joke is very indicative of how the country perceives its role in today s world. In 1949, communism saved China in 1979 capitalism saved China and in 2009, China saved capitalism.

in beatings, in imprisonments, in riots, in labors, in watchings, in fastings

In stripes, in imprisonments, in tumults, in labours, in watchings, in fastings

in pureness, in knowledge, in patience, in kindness, in the Holy Spirit, in sincere love,

By pureness, by knowledge, by longsuffering, by kindness, by the Holy Ghost, by love unfeigned,

Of the decked vessels, 86 percent are found in Asia, 7.8 percent in Europe, 3.8 percent in North and Central America, 1.3 percent in Africa, 0.6 percent in South America and 0.4 percent in Oceania.

The percentage of female minors taking matriculation exams in science is 45 electronics 12 , biology 66 , chemistry 62 , computers 43 and physics 30 .

The number employed in industry in the United Kingdom is 19.1 per cent versus 5 per cent in Uganda.

The right to equal remuneration, including benefits, and to equal treatment in respect of work of equal value, as well as equality of treatment in the evaluation of the quality of work.

In absolute numbers the Greek military budget ranked 28th in the world in 2005.

The enrolment rate is 98 per cent for men and 96 per cent for women for elementary education, 56.3 per cent for men and 57.5 per cent for women for secondary education, 18.4 per cent for men and 21.3 per cent for women in higher education.

Russell died of influenza on 2 February 1970 at his home, Plas Penrhyn, in Penrhyndeudraeth, Merionethshire, Wales.

Let no man despise your youth but be an example to those who believe, in word, in your way of life, in love, in spirit, in faith, and in purity.

Let no man despise thy youth but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.

The percentage of woman headmasters is 100 for preschool level, 34.31 for primary level, 21.08 for secondary level, 7.92 for university level and 6.7 for college level.

The increase in membership is projected at an annual level of 7.6 per cent on average under the insurance plans administered at Headquarters, at a level of 11.7 per cent on average at Geneva and a level of 16.0 per cent on average under the insurance plans administered by the United Nations Office at Vienna.

Transport and insurance payments as a proportion of the value of exports are 55.5 per cent in Malawi, 51.8 per cent in Chad, 48.4 per cent in Rwanda, 35.6 per cent in Mali, 35.5 per cent in Uganda and 32.8 per cent in the Central African Republic.3

The peripheral was launched in a bundle with The Eye of Judgment in the United States on October 23, 2007, in Japan and Australia on October 25, 2007 and in Europe on October 26, 2007.

The female population is 25.8 per cent urban, 31.13 per cent suburban and 43 per cent rural, while the male population is 25.28 per cent urban, 32.02 per cent suburban and 42.71 per cent rural.

The geographical distribution of responses remained largely unchanged between the second and third reporting periods (Africa, 19 per cent Americas, 19 per cent Asia, 28 per cent Europe, 32 per cent and Oceania, 2 per cent).