But it is a hoax, a massive hoax perpetrated today.

A lie.

A fib!

Farfetched?

A lie?

What lie?

You told me a lie

That's false.

My money's on, uh, good cooking.

How many have told a little lie out there?

You liar!

My life was a lie!

It was all a lie.

That's a lie, too.

An outrageous lie.

That is of course a lie!

It's human to lie.

That's a lie. Is it?

It's still a lie.

But such lies...

Say it's a lie.

That's a lie! No. No.

Madam. An unforgivable lie.

Against a lie, a great, awful lie.

To her.

I am talking about homemade, pure, delicious food

I need to finish cooking.

And it's the best cooking school in the world.

He'll have to eat Schofield's cooking.

Lies. There is no way.

You just pulled off a heck of a hoax.

Everything was a lie!

Come on now, you know that's a lie.

It's probably just a lie.

What you need is a little lie down.

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Governing a great country is like cooking a small fish.

For there will arise false christs and false prophets, and will show signs and wonders, that they may lead astray, if possible, even the chosen ones.

For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

It's so obvious that it's a lie!

It'd be a lie to say I hadn't.

Or was it a silly, inexpert, little lie?

Just tell a little white lie.

The whole shark thing was a lie, you know.

Against nothing.