Sincerely, Mister Michael Bangoora.

Have a smell of that, mister cameraman.

And then there was this Mister Splashy Pants.

They sell Mister Splashy Pants shirts and pins.

And that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

Now, call me Mister Picky. I'm just an ad man ...

I am Mister Michael Bangoora, the son of late Mister Tiamu Bangoora who was the Minister of Finance in Sierra Leone but was killed during a civil war.

The idea was, Vote your conscience, vote for Mister Splashy Pants.

Everyone wants to hear their news anchor say, Mister Splashy Pants.

Which is pretty impressive right? We won! Mister Splashy Pants was chosen. Hmm, just kidding. Okay.

Dear

Dear bloggers,

Dear all,

Dear Friend,

Dear Officer,

And this, this was special. Mister Pants, or Splashy, to his friends, was very popular on the Internet.

Dear Mr. Olmert,

Dear Mrs. Sleiman,

Dear Mr. Macaron,

Dear Sir Madam

Dear Mr. Schiemsky,

My dear compatriots,

With pleasure, my dear.

After the Dear Leader

Dear Member of Congress

The Dear Sister Disappears

Ah, thank you, my dear.

Dear World, Please Confront America

Jpierre wrote here Dear TEDATA.

Dear friends of Côte d'Ivoire,

The Dear Leader Nuclear Weapons Company

Dear commenters, do not be hypocrites.

And Maitreya says, I was with you. Who do you think was making needles and making nests and dripping on rocks for you, mister dense?

Syria is worth it my dear Bassel

Lower the mask, dear dentist, lower the mask.

This would not cost God dear at all .

This would not cost God dear at all .

The Dear Leader Cleans House for the Young General

I have a dear friend from my university days.

HmdSaud Do you think dear Spanish we forget it

I'm sorry, dear divers and researchers, for going missing.

Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children

And yet, in all its messiness, in all its difficulties, I would not have liked somebody to say, This is the tabula rasa, mister architect do whatever you want.

Tom loves stoats more than anything except his dear Mary.

But what about my dear friends in Cairo, Beirut and Amman?