I'm thinking about you.

And I'm thinking, What the heck?

While I'm talking I'd like you to also be thinking about How many places have you lived?

And I'm thinking that's my last card to play here if I'm not going to beat these girls, I'm going to mess their heads a little, you know?

And I'm thinking, This is really, really great.

And so when I come back from these trips, and I'm thinking about development, and I'm flying home and I'm thinking, We're trying to deliver condoms to people or vaccinations, you know, Coke's success kind of stops and makes you wonder how is it that they can get Coke to these far flung places?

I'm always thinking, How could I be more successful?

Some of these will sound familiar because you probably are thinking that way. I'm using my brain theory to see.

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow, but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

I'm thinking, Wow, that was great please lady, don't say another word.

So, I'm thinking the universe is either a dodecahedron or a cheeseburger.

And, you know, I'm just thinking, Oh, my god, my whole family got in a van and drove down here from Pennsylvania.

We've got to get help. And I'm thinking, I got to get help.

Well, I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm talking about the beards.

And I'm going to tell you just our first few steps about the discovery of a special brain region for thinking about other people's thoughts.

But to make my job more interesting for you, as well as for me, I'm going to do this problem thinking out loud.

And I was thinking this morning of the good life, and before I show you the rest of my presentation, I'm going to violate TED rules here, and I'm going to read you something from my book as quickly as I can.

And I'm thinking, Oh yeah, the square root of the length is proportional to its period.

I doubt it. I'm sitting here and thinking to myself, what's the f cking point?

You can't just turn to the people that are browsing digital cameras on the same page as you, and ask them, Hey, have you seen one of these before? Because I'm thinking about buying it.

They're paintings I made and put a PalmPilot in the middle as a kind of display that's sort of thinking, I'm abstract art. What am I? I'm abstract.

But I have some good news for you, because I'm a journalist, I like to end things in a happy way or a forward thinking way.

And I'm thinking, yeah, right, I'll go look for a lost pit bill for 20 bucks.

I'm all for email and thinking while typing, but why give up old habits for new?

I've been thinking of you all day.

I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you.

So I get out of the shower and I mechanically dress and I'm walking around my apartment, and I'm thinking, I gotta get to work. I gotta get to work.

What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

Acorn House is the element of wood Waterhouse is the element of water and I'm thinking, well, I'm going to be making five restaurants based on the five Chinese medicine acupuncture specialities.

Are you thinking of telling him about that?

So I'm sort of thinking, Well, I don't know, I don't know if I want to get upset with this yet.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.

What are you thinking about now?

Why do you think I'm scared of you?

And I remember looking at these two versions of my obituary and thinking, Oh boy, I'm on totally the wrong track here.

I'm with you.

PJC So when Tyrone tells me that the placenta is an ancient organ, I'm thinking, how do I demonstrate that?

I'm not afraid of you, I don't hate you.

Now I bet, in this audience, you're thinking of some really incredible technology, some stuff that I haven't even heard of, I'm absolutely sure.

And this is probably something I'm going to share with you in Western media probably and how there's a lot of stereotypes thinking of Yemen in one single frame this is what Yemen is all about.

So some of you may be thinking, Gosh, that's hyperbole.