Here's arum, arum maculatum, lords and ladies, or cuckoo pint in this country.

To its scattered ethnic groups, it performed the twin roles of referee and bouncer, pacifying indigenous rivalries and protecting pint sized nations from predatory states.

Over a pint of beer (as muscle relaxant ), Ford explains that he is an alien from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and a journalist working on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a universal guide book, and that the Earth is to be demolished later that day by a race called Vogons, to make way for a hyperspace bypass.