You will catch cold.

If you look at it, you're going to be blind, either temporarily or permanently.

If we can give you conflicting data, again, your ACC is going to be going into hyperdrive.

Well, then you'd be screwed because you'd know what to wish for and you'd used up your wish.

And that's a really useful thing to describe in a scientific paper, but on the question of your own personal risk of getting breast cancer if you drink red wine, it tells you absolutely bugger all.

On a scientific basis, it's more than just Power of Positive Thinking it has a horrible, horrible dark side. Like if you get ill, it's because you've just been thinking negative thoughts.