Bless you!

But there is nothing like that can make you lull

What will be given to you, and what will be done more to you, you deceitful tongue?

What shall be given unto thee? or what shall be done unto thee, thou false tongue?

I can have your bags taken down and searched without cause.

You shall follow that which is altogether just, that you may live, and inherit the land which Yahweh your God gives you.

May Yahweh give you discretion and understanding, and put you in charge of Israel that so you may keep the law of Yahweh your God.

That which is altogether just shalt thou follow, that thou mayest live, and inherit the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.

It actually works by giving you the impression that you've had a very good education, which gives you an insane sense of unwarranted self confidence, which then makes you very, very successful in later life.

Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land which Yahweh your God gives you.

If you shall hear tell concerning one of your cities, which Yahweh your God gives you to dwell there, saying,

you shall set apart three cities for you in the midst of your land, which Yahweh your God gives you to possess it.

It shall be, when you have come in to the land which Yahweh your God gives you for an inheritance, and possess it, and dwell therein,

Honour thy father and thy mother that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,

Thou shalt separate three cities for thee in the midst of thy land, which the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it.

And it shall be, when thou art come in unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance, and possessest it, and dwellest therein

In the streets of Jerusalem, Israelis and Palestinians give the impression of deliberately trying not to see each other.

You may not sacrifice the Passover within any of your gates, which Yahweh your God gives you

Then Eli answered, Go in peace and may the God of Israel grant your petition that you have asked of him.

Even now I know that, whatever you ask of God, God will give you.

Thou mayest not sacrifice the passover within any of thy gates, which the LORD thy God giveth thee

Then Eli answered and said, Go in peace and the God of Israel grant thee thy petition that thou hast asked of him.

But I know, that even now, whatsoever thou wilt ask of God, God will give it thee.

This was an ad from The Economist a few years ago that gave us three choices.

Although you get the feeling they wound up making a commercial better than the product they're selling LOL. Note The translation of the Tweet has been updated based on insights from Marc Adler.

When Yahweh your God shall cut off the nations, whose land Yahweh your God gives you, and you succeed them, and dwell in their cities, and in their houses

But of the cities of these peoples, that Yahweh your God gives you for an inheritance, you shall save alive nothing that breathes

When the LORD thy God hath cut off the nations, whose land the LORD thy God giveth thee, and thou succeedest them, and dwellest in their cities, and in their houses

But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth

It's called BLIS, and it's been shown to both ward off pathogens and give you good breath.

When you have come into the land which Yahweh your God gives you, you shall not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.

It shall be on the day when you shall pass over the Jordan to the land which Yahweh your God gives you, that you shall set yourself up great stones, and plaster them with plaster

When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.

And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister

The faster you run, the more scenery you see so you have some incentive to run fast.

Know therefore, that Yahweh your God doesn't give you this good land to possess it for your righteousness for you are a stiff necked people.

that innocent blood not be shed in the midst of your land, which Yahweh your God gives you for an inheritance, and so blood be on you.

Let your house be like the house of Perez, whom Tamar bore to Judah, of the seed which Yahweh shall give you of this young woman.

Understand therefore, that the LORD thy God giveth thee not this good land to possess it for thy righteousness for thou art a stiffnecked people.

That innocent blood be not shed in thy land, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance, and so blood be upon thee.

And let thy house be like the house of Pharez, whom Tamar bare unto Judah, of the seed which the LORD shall give thee of this young woman.

You shall make judges and officers in all your gates, which Yahweh your God gives you, according to your tribes and they shall judge the people with righteous judgment.

If one be found slain in the land which Yahweh your God gives you to possess it, lying in the field, and it isn't known who has struck him