If you notice, he's actually needlepointing his own face.

Tudsbury, the expert on women... just because he spends his life fitting on their petticoats.

No one sews a piece of unshrunk cloth on an old garment, or else the patch shrinks and the new tears away from the old, and a worse hole is made.

No man also seweth a piece of new cloth on an old garment else the new piece that filled it up taketh away from the old, and the rent is made worse.