Buddy, you look like you're in trouble.

You heard him, dude. Pick it up.

And a message saying, Hey, it's me. I miss you.

Now, what kind of man are you, dude?

Let me see if I got this straight, Matt.

Dude, I don't have that put my life on plastic.

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