He's so clever. How adorable.

And when the police questioned you about this wretched man who believed himself married and loved,

I don't want to be the woman who drove to despair the great hero, the idol of the masses.

Comrades, our leader, as wise as he is beloved, has decided to trade with the outside world.

You might find him almost any evening on Main Street... taking his constitutional after supper.

Another friend's chances of disappearing are bigger because he is clean, and enjoys the support of the other rebels, who trusted what he said. He's also armed and therefore poses a threat to the ISIS.