Humbert Humbert, what a thrillingly different name.

Humbert?

Humbert.

Let's see. Uh, Humbert.

Come on, Humbert.

Humbert, where are you?

There's no madame.

My name is Humbert.

Wake up, Humbert, the hotel's on fire!

Good evening, Dr. Humbert.

Why, good evening, Dr. Humbert.

Do you play, Dr. Humbert? Well, hardly at all now.

Uh, hello. Is that Professor Humbert?

She was a wonderful person, Humbert.

Humbert is the name. No, I have no reservation.

Dr. Humbert, I am pleased to meet you.

Dr. Humbert, I tell you what I do think.

Dr. Keagy, Mr. Humbert.

Dick, this is my stepfather, Professor Humbert.

Dr. Humbert, would you mind if I am putting to you the blunt question?

Dr. Humbert I'm afraid that uh, you may have no choice.

Oh. Good evening, Dr. Humbert. Hi, Dad!

Mr. Humbert, I must ask you to move your car.

Mr. Humbert, your daughter left earlier this evening.

Miss Le Bone. Dr. Humbert, uh, may I come in?

Good morning, Miss.... Good morning, Mr. Humbert.

She's sure a swell kid, Professor Haze. She sure is.

I have some other details which I would like to put to you, Dr. Humbert.

Good morning, Mr. Humbert. We seem to be going the same way.

How long have you had that cough, Mr. Humbert?

Hum, you're so charmingly Old World but then, that's what I adore about you.

Look, Dr. Humbert I don't wish to take this to a higher level of authority...

I can't live in the past. Not anymore, Hum, not anymore.

That you, Dr. Humbert, should definitely unveto that girl's nonparticipation in the school play.

Dr. Humbert, I do hope you don't think that I'm presuming on our good neighbor relations but, um, I should tell you that the neighbors are beginning to get curious about you and your girl.

Humbert, Charlotte didn't want anybody to know this but she hadn't long to live anyhow.

Yesterday, Dr. Humbert you and I were little High School Jim and we were carrying High School Jane's schoolbooks.

Added to that, just yesterday, uh, Dr. Humbert she wrote a most obscene word with the lipstick, if you please on the health pamphlet.

By the way, Dr. Humbert, there's so few people in Beardsley who appreciate music, I was wondering, sometime if you'd like to come by and I could play something for you.

You must now forget Ramsdale and poor Charlotte and poor Lolita and poor Humbert, and accompany us to Beardsley College where my lectureship in French poetry is in its second semester.

Well, Dr. Humbert, to you she is still the little girl what is cradled in the arms but to those boys over there at the Beardsley High she is a lovely girl, you know with the swing, you know, the jazz and she has got the curvatures which they take a lot of notice of.