With the no napkins.

You don't have handkerchiefs in midair.

There's a man for you, spoiling his good handkerchief.

Probably a handkerchief or cheap lipstick.

And next year, toilet paper. (Laughter)

In my kitchen, third drawer, under the good silver, are napkins.

Not a single public toilet in the rows of shops...Add to that no water, no tissue, nothing!

So we see Pranav here going into the supermarket and he's shopping for some paper towels.

Better have smelling salts ready, box of tissues and a nip of brandy.

Most houses in Asia and India have a cotton garment.

In fact, what we used to do is we used to draw this diagram on napkins.

Because you go around doing what you do, in other people's eyes... You're just a crazy woman walking around with that tissue box on your foot. Someone who doesn't even know how to be embarrassed.

The funny thing is I get my hands drier than people do with three or four because they can't get in between the cracks.

They'll keep forgetting anniversaries and arguing about where to spend holidays and debating which way the toilet paper should come off of the roll.

I also used to write on anything I could write on bills, tissue paper in restaurants and in the margins of books I was reading.

Fried foods, such as French fries, can often be degreased without decreasing the crispiness of the food item by simply blotting out the oil in the food item with a tissue paper.

Egyptian Alyaa Gad suggests what demonstrators should carry in their backpacks for demonstrations planned across Egypt tomorrow (Ar) Your backpack food and candy clothes a blanket a phone and card water tissue bandage disinfectant Aspirin cotton plastic gloves paper and pencil swimming goggles (against tear gas).