You're wearing stays, are you not?

I'm wearing stays again.

With her grey jacket and pleated dress, she has something of the siren or the crayfish in its shell.

What I would really like is a Nile green corset with rococo roses embroidered on the garters.

Now we have to picture Alan Greenspan in a black leather corset, with a butt tattoo that says,

Now we have to picture Alan Greenspan in a black leather corset, with a butt tattoo that says, Whip inflation now.

You can believe me when I tell you it laces you in tight as a corset.