Your assistant, um what

Who? Your assistant.

That your new ramrod?

Your deputy said we could find a doctor.

That ain't your deputy up the street.

Unworthy as I am, I shall be your second.

Get me as your AD next time! I'll think about it.

Mr. Cameron is your assistant...

But the name is Dr. Lejos. I wouldn't want to frighten your technical assistant.

If you hadn't been pretty interested, he wouldn't have tried to get me on the telephone ten times.

It's bad enough to march in here demanding a place to perform harakiri, but then you quibble endlessly over naming your second.