And the Dark Ages are the time between when you put away the Lego for the last time as a kid, and you decide as an adult that it is okay to play with a kid's toy.

Now, if you watch nine and a half years of television no sleep, no potty breaks and you saw loss after loss after loss, and then at the end there's 30 seconds of, and I won, the likelihood that you would play the lottery is very small.