Where's my secretary?

This is Caroline, my secretary.

You can call my secretary.

You know my secretary, Miss Olsen?

Take my secretary, for instance.

If you must know, I fired my secretary.

Tell them you're my secretary or something.

My secretary got to my wife, and my wife fired me. Ain't that a kick in the head?

So if I wanted to call my friend Peter Sprague on the phone, my secretary would get his head out and bring it and set it on the desk, (Laughter) and that would be the TV used for the occasion.

So if I wanted to call my friend Peter Sprague on the phone, my secretary would get his head out and bring it and set it on the desk, and that would be the TV used for the occasion.