E Squawks SW Yeah.

Einstein Coughs SW Yeah.

E Wheeeeeee! Splat SW Yeah.

E Operatic squawk SW Very good.

The female version of the name is Stephanie.

E Laser noise SW Yeah, yeah. That was pretty funny, Einstein.

SW She's a comedian. I suppose you think you're famous? Are you famous?

E Kissing noise SW And what do you say when it's time to go?

E Spaceship noise SW Even if it doesn't have a laser?

E Water sound SW Very good. Now, really, she is pretty nervous.

After Stephanie Brown's apparent death, Drake resumed the role of Robin for a time.

SW You are very special. What would you like to say to all these nice people?

SW And since she's such a big fan, she knows that his birthday is coming up at the end of March.

The last defense minister of the communist regime was Simon Stefani, part of the Greek minority.

SW There you go. And, of course, if all else fails, you can just run off and enjoy a fun fiesta.

SW Or maybe Sirena Huang would like to learn some arias on her violin, and Einstein can sing along with some opera?

E Squawks SW Yeah, it sure can. But when Einstein needs to relax from her job educating the public, she loves to take in the arts.

I asked this question to a brain death expert, Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails.

The new DNA samples were compared to a DNA segment from Astrid von Medinger, a descendant in the female line of Stéphanie de Beauharnais.

SW Much better. Well, Einstein is very honored to be here at TED 2006, amongst all you modern day Einsteins. In fact, she's very excited.

This whimsical wrap up of TED2006 presented by Einstein, the African grey parrot, and her trainer, Stephanie White simply tickles. Watch for the moment when Einstein has a moment with Al Gore.

For people like me who live in the other side of the world, Venezuela for us might only mean Hugo Chávez , Petrolium, Stefanía Fernández , and Tarek El Aissami, the Minister of Interior and Justice whose first name is just like mine.