Don't hit me with the umbrella!

Mom, Mary's hitting me!

Jesus answered him, If I have spoken evil, testify of the evil but if well, why do you beat me?

Jesus answered him, If I have spoken evil, bear witness of the evil but if well, why smitest thou me?

She was maybe eight feet tall and looked like she could beat me up with one hand, but instead she just nodded at me and said, Hey, I really felt that. Thanks.