Is that Bert?

Bert.

Hiya, Burt...

Hi, Bert.

Good old Bert.

Now...

Burt's Place?

Burt's Place.

Where's Bert?

Old Bert. Champagne!

Hey, Bert.

Where's my kids? Watch him, Bert.

Bert, do you know me?

That's my wife Berit.

Is Bert all right?

Sorry, Bert.

That's what Bert said.

Come on, come on.

Put it back at Burt's bar.

Uh, Edwin. You take Burt's Place.

Orlin at Burt's Place.

Hagbart, pass the bread.

Bert loves God.

He was one of Bert's students.

Now, sit down, Bert.

Bert didn't say that.

Bert, I left my father.

The name's Gordon, Bert Gordon. Mister!

Sarah Packard, Bert Gordon.

Bert, let me play him.

I said we're leaving.

I can beat him, Bert.

I got time, Bert.

Too high, Bert.

With your pal Burt Lancaster.

Hanoi Théâtre, Rue Paul Bert.

Go ahead. Bert says to take it.

Bert the cop sent this over.

Bert! Thank heaven, you're here.

Bert! Listen! It's that fellow there.

My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleed...

Bert! What do you know about that?

Just watch. Burt, a bubble. A nice, big bubble.

Hey, how about that clock, Burt?

Van Barth and Burt's Place.