Hamburger steak please.

A wrestler from the Folies Bergère.

I headed to the nearest Burger King restaurant.

Eating at In and Out Burger, which he still says it's the best burger in the US.

And judging from this, it looks a little like a cheeseburger.

Two small beef burgers, believe it or not.

So, I'm thinking the universe is either a dodecahedron or a cheeseburger.

Soldier We've got a drive through window at Burger King now.

She bought a bright red Karmann Ghia with the money she made working at Burger King.

You hook a schnook, I'm invited to Hamburger Heaven for dinner and Loc shows up each night with a man from the drugstore with more shower caps and quarts of aspirin.

Huh? So if you're skinny, skip that Pilates class and go get a cheeseburger.

You can mingle with the opposite sex at the holy Kaaba, but not at the Burger King.

Why can we have 29 cent Big Gulps and 99 cent double burgers?

The American way, to quote Burger King, is to have it your way, because, as Starbucks says,

And then a few days later, driving home from our honeymoon, he got frustrated by traffic, and he threw a cold Big Mac in my face.

It's funny, I said to myself, You can mingle with the opposite sex at the holy Kaaba, but not at the Burger King.

The American way, to quote Burger King, is to have it your way, because, as Starbucks says, happiness is in your choices.