And instead of talking about how it had made them realize that money doesn't lead to happiness, everyone instantly started saying, You know what I would do if I won the lottery ... ?

So what happens when people win the lottery is, number one, they spend all the money and go into debt, and number two, all of their friends and everyone they've ever met find them and bug them for money.

Well, there are many answers, but one answer surely is, we see a lot of winners. Right? When this couple wins the lottery, or Ed McMahon shows up at your door with this giant check how the hell do you cash things that size, I don't know.