The Vagina Chronicles

They began as casual vagina interviews, and they turned into vagina monologues.

Because before the Vagina Monologues,

Hurry, nurse, bring the vagina.

Let's just start with the word vagina vagina, vagina.

Hurry, nurse, bring the vagina! (Laughter)

She said, It was a big hurdle just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.

Nine months later, after that day on snot rock,

This is how the Vagina Monologues begins.

I have seen something what I've come to call vagina warriors.

We're going to do something that in recent years we've started take a mucus sample.

I began The Vagina Monologues because I was worried about vaginas.

Because, as I mentioned, the clitoris is inside the vagina.

Pus, mucus and infections right in with your milk, and yeah milk is pasteurized...

And I wanted to stop doing the Vagina Monologues, because it felt too daunting.

You don't want to be an officer. You got no sense what it means.

I've discovered these people, who, in V Day world, we call Vagina Warriors.

They wrap the cocaine in a plastic bag and put it in their vagina.

A bat's a penis, and a nappy dugout is a vulva, or a vagina.

I think what I learned from talking about the vagina and speaking about the vagina, is it was the most obvious thing it was right in the center of my body and the center of the world and yet it was the one thing nobody talked about.

And she walked through the Rift Valley, and she had vagina and vagina replacement parts, where she would teach girls and parents and boys and girls what a healthy vagina looks like, and what a mutilated vagina looks like.

She said, It was a big hurdle just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.

The Latin term impotentia coeundi describes simple inability to insert the penis into the vagina.

The minute droplets of fluid were once believed to be important for lubricating the vagina, but research from Masters and Johnson demonstrated that vaginal lubrication comes from deeper within the vagina.

She had this amazing box that she carried and it had a torso of a woman's body in it, a half a torso, and she would teach people, everywhere she went, what a healthy vagina looked like and what a mutilated vagina looked like.

A vaginal delivery is the birth of offspring (babies in humans) in mammals through the vagina.

MPO has a heme pigment, which causes its green color in secretions rich in neutrophils, such as pus and some forms of mucus.

Placed in the vagina before sex, the plastic hardens slightly, and rips upon intercourse.

And from that mucus, we can get gene profiles, we can get information on gender, checking the pop up tag one more time, and then it's out in the ocean.

You have your mucus membranes and in the mucus, there's there's some chemicals that maybe make it a little bit more difficult for bacteria to survive.

It's got light organs in the mouth, it's got light organs in every single scale, in the fins, in a mucus layer on the back and the belly, all used for different things some of which we know about, some of which we don't.

Other lactobacilli found in the vagina are L. jensenii, L. delbruekii and L. gasseri .

We get punctured with a nail, or there's some type of virus or bacteria gets beyond our skin or the mucus that surrounds our membranes.

There's another woman named Agnes. And Agnes, for me, epitomizes what a vagina warrior is.

Women in Uganda this year, who put on The Vagina Monologues during V Day, actually evoked the wrath of the government.

The bronchi branch, branch, branch and they stop branching, not because of any matter of principle, but because of physical considerations the mucus, which is in the lung.

The gastric mucosa protects itself from gastric acid with a layer of mucus, the secretion of which is stimulated by certain prostaglandins.

I want to talk about three particular people that I've met, vagina warriors, who really transformed my understanding of this whole principle and species, and one is a woman named Marsha Lopez.

This led to me writing The Vagina Monologues, which led to me obsessively and incessantly talking about vaginas everywhere I could.

Because before the Vagina Monologues, I will say that 80 percent of my consciousness was closed off to what was really going on in this reality.

Nine months later, after that day on snot rock, I had the only blind date in my life with a seven and a half foot elephant called Kanchi.

And what happened through the course of the Vagina Monologues and this journey is I think I have come to understand a little bit more about happiness.

I had to talk to somebody about their vagina because they had an amazing story, and I was sucked down the vagina trail.

I think if you had told me when I was younger that I was going to grow up, and be in shoe stores, and people would scream out, There she is, the Vagina Lady!

And what happened through the course of the Vagina Monologues and this journey is, I think I have come to understand a little bit more about happiness.