Here's my advice to my brown friends. (Laughter)

The strike leaders are all brunettes.

We'll get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.

But nature had its wicked way, and brown babies were born.

We'll kill off the Jews, wipe out the brunettes, then will come forth a pure Aryan race.

But nature had its wicked way, and brown babies were born.

Priority is given to the selection of indigenous, black, brown or disabled students.

So my advice to all my Middle Eastern friends and Muslim friends and anyone who looks Middle Eastern or Muslim, so to, you know, Indians, and Latinos, everyone, if you're brown here's my advice to my brown friends.