That is a forest giraffe.

Here they are, the giraffes.

What colour is a giraffe?

Will this really keep out the giraffes?

But, Pockets, you drove right in with all these giraffes around.

This body of ours has absolutely no need for cow milk, like it has absolutely no need for giraffe milk.

These ones, interestingly, are 400 miles north of here outside Barrow in Furness in Cumbria.

We're too busy keeping out the giraffes putting the kids on the bus in the morning, getting ourselves to work on time, surviving email overload and shop floor politics, foraging for groceries, throwing together meals, escaping for a couple of precious hours in the evening into prime time TV or TED online, getting from one end of the day to the other, keeping out the giraffes.

And we'd been doing this for a while, when she turned to me very solemnly and said, Will this really keep out the giraffes?