I don't have to say,

Allow me to introduce myself.

But first, my disclosures.

You don't know who I am. I better introduce myself.

If I have not made myself sufficiently clear, mister I will add this

Older.

But for the rest of my life, if I meet John Hodgman at a TED party, I don't have to say, I'm a computer scientist.

I want you all to meet...

I apologize.

This is Mr. Laszlo.

Let's stop this and let me just ask you a favor.

Good morning. Your Highness, may I present my dear sister Elizabeth.

Come on, let me get you a drink.

I offer him my sword, my fortune and my life.

I offer you a drink.

Allow me to introduce...

Now, let me set another example.

My prophet taught me to give what I can be it half a date

Let me make an introduction.

But I want to make one clarification.

Very sadly, he took his own life.

Now, let me give you an example.

But you're my oldest and my dearest friend.

Wait. Listen to this offer.

May I serve dinner?

If I can help, marshal...

Gentlemen, I give you Vip!

What can I offer you?

May I introduce Mr. Tanaka to you?

I had to do something.

And I know that I am doing a service to myself and my family.

I present to you an excerpt of that work

And so I want to do a little demo for you.

And I won't provide some feel good, ready made solutions.

I also put in here the stress response.

My dear friends... and citizens of Toyland.

Now, ladies and gentlemen.

May I present Mr. Neale?

I'll get them their murderer.

Shut up, McCarthy! Quiet, I'm making this report!

No, I wanted to offer you one.

I have ore I have to deliver from my silver mines.

I guess a man gets what he deserves.

Remember therefore how you have received and heard. Keep it, and repent. If therefore you won't watch, I will come as a thief, and you won't know what hour I will come upon you.

Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.