(children chant) I'll beat you! I'll beat you!

Hit by a swinging door?

I didn't really mean to hit you.

When I strike, catch hold of the lash.

Want me to hit you again?

Should I? Do you want me to punch you?

Do I have to bust you in the jaw to make you get out?

Shut up before I knock you silly!

Do you want me to hit you with this crutch?

So that if I were to kick you in the balls...

First, I'll buy you dinner, then maybe I'll hit you.

Goddamn it, if I have to whip you, I'm gonna tell you something!

I, Arthur, King of the Britons, strike thee once, twice, thrice and dub thee knight of our most Christian order, the knights of the Round Table.

I ought to spank you as I did, and not so long ago.

I fall to the ground. The kicks and beating go on for minutes.

Watch out that I don't punch you in the face... so you can't perform for Turks and cannibals!

Listen, I'd find out if you were alone, walk in, hit you on the head with a piece of lead pipe or a loaded cane