Couldn't you see I was being purposely rude?

I didn't want to fib, darling.

I didn't mean to keep you standing in the dark.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up an unhappy memory.

Now mind, Willie, you can keep your job. I don't bear malice.

I'm sorry, Britt. I didn't mean to spoil it. Shut up!

(I m being vague because the company is in stealth mode.)

As we go from the positive side these are actually symmetric, although I didn't draw it that symmetric it also approaches infinity.