For who makes you different? And what do you have that you didn't receive? But if you did receive it, why do you boast as if you had not received it?

For who maketh thee to differ from another? and what hast thou that thou didst not receive? now if thou didst receive it, why dost thou glory, as if thou hadst not received it?

I'm not sure this is an improvement, or a good idea, because, like, if you don't spend quite enough time in front of your computer, you can now get a plate in the keyboard, so there's no more faking it that you don't really sit at your desk all day and eat and work anyway.