And at this point we've come 100,000 light years from here.

Some years later, I and this woman we'll call her Catherine Fletcher went traveling through the south of Portugal together.

When we had sailed slowly many days, and had come with difficulty opposite Cnidus, the wind not allowing us further, we sailed under the lee of Crete, opposite Salmone.

And when we had sailed slowly many days, and scarce were come over against Cnidus, the wind not suffering us, we sailed under Crete, over against Salmone

Sailing from there, we came the following day opposite Chios. The next day we touched at Samos and stayed at Trogyllium, and the day after we came to Miletus.

And we sailed thence, and came the next day over against Chios and the next day we arrived at Samos, and tarried at Trogyllium and the next day we came to Miletus.

Well, first of all, we're all incredibly good looking graduated high school, college, post graduate degrees, traveled to interesting places, didn't have kids in your early teens, financially stable, never been imprisoned. OK.